Your dad

Your dad is the mate of your mom. I feel bad for him.

Intellegence
your dad is pretty 'smart' academically, but logically, he's a retard. WHAT KIND OF SANE PERSON THINKS THAT YOU MOM IS PRETTY?!?! EVEN IF YOU INHALED HER GASEOUS POISON YOU WOULD REJECT THAT THING!SERIOUSLY, ALL THAT FAT EVERYWHERE THAT WEIRD SMELL. THE MYSTERY OF WHAT'S UNDER HER FAT LUMPS! GROSS!