Your mom

your mom is a creature from the firey depths of armpitia.

she is hellbent on forcing you to do chores,homeworks, and other various tasks. she is usually used in jokes. those jokes are dumb. if you make one plz stfu. NOW

Origin
the first 'mom' was found in a trash can, wasted with a cigarette in her butt. magestic, isn't she?

Powers
she emits a gaseous poison that makes you some where in the back of your filthy mind love her. she also uses this gas to get a mate which is your dad.